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[childeishly]

[ he doesn’t try to get any closer than that, since he does know that zhongli isn’t the biggest fan of this type of aquatic creature… but he does appreciate getting an inch. it’s something. he does eventually transform back, though they’ll both start to feel a rise in heat; childe accidentally letting off some of his pheromones. ] Maybe we should just go ba- [ he swiftly Lois aside, ready to sneeze, but he holds it in; making a strange noise… and instead of changing, oops, Zhongli changes. ]

[ now it’s your turn to be something… like a squid. ]

1/2

[leaveofabsence]

[ Welcome to his worst nightmare. ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ Said squid flails violently on the floor in an attempt to get away from.

Well.

Itself.



It's also probably getting ink EVERYwhere. ]

[childeishly]

Xiansheng! S- stop! You’re making a mess! [ tries to pick him up, but he’s all slimy and the ink is also making things difficult. he slips on some of it, knocking his head on the toilet, which blurs his vision for a few minutes. he groans, pawing at his face as he starts releasing more and more pheromones. ] Xiansheng… c- calm down and come here. I’ll… I’ll fix you. [ one of the five of you come here please! ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ Every tentacle coils around Childe's calf like a lifeline, squeezing tight. It's almost like getting one's blood pressure taken except there are no health benefits to this.

And it's slimy.

And those ink stains are never coming out of his clothes. ]