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[childeishly]

[ he tears himself away from five and tries to make himself look somewhat presentable, opening the door and throwing himself at zhongli. ] Xiansheng. [ immediately going to start dropping kisses on any skin he can reach. ]

[leaveofabsence]

Chi---

[ Oh.

He's already being kissed already.

Zhongli is just going to ... bodily pick him up then and start the slow steady walk to his room. ]

Yes. I am eager to see you, too.

[childeishly]

[ clings to him, shifting himself so he can cup zhongli’s cheeks and bring their foreheads together. ] …good, I like hearing that you’re eager. [ rocks into himC though it’s a bit awkward given their positions at the moment. ] I want to try something new. I told sensei to come over too. I got a book the other day [ yesterday. ] and it had the three of us. I want you, Xiansheng. I want him too. I want to be really greedy today. [ paws helplessly at his front. ]

1/3

[leaveofabsence]

[ He pauses on the way to Childe's room, the tips of his ears flushed a bright red, and it's not because Childe is grinding into him.

Well that.

That he certainly had not been expecting. ]

[leaveofabsence]

I---

Yes.

All right. I wish for you to also be greedy.

[leaveofabsence]

But---

[ And he looks at the spot over Childe's shoulder before he starts walking again. ]

Ah, this is embarrassing.

I have not been with anyone but you for a very long time.

[ Workaholic that he was. ]

I am. . .

How does one . . .

[ He clears his throat. ]

Should I also take a look at this book?

[childeishly]

[ as soon as he reaches his room he crowds zhongli's space and shoves him right up against the door, so he can continue grinding into him like a dog. ] Zhongli Xiansheng is real cute. I don't think you have anything to be concerned about. You attention is going to be all~ on~ me~ and you're a pro at spoiling me, yeah, so you'll be fine. [ nips at his neck and starts nosing against his pulse, readying to sink his fangs in and mark him. ] If you'd like to see it, then it's inside, ...but we can just go with the flow! I want you to fuck me, Xiansheng. I think you can handle that.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Does Childe think Zhongli capable of much rational thought as he's being pressed and rutted against so divinely while his teeth and breath ghost over his neck? He distractedly cants his hips forward and bears more of his neck so Childe can do as he likes. ]

All right.

I shall keep my focus on you and---

[ He drags his hands down Childe's sides until the grip tightly on his hips. ]

You should tell me if I'm performing inadequately.

[childeishly]

You? Underperform? [ childe laughs, keeping himself pressed against zhongli as he steals a kiss. ] Ready to head inside? [ reaches for the knob, so he can twist it and send them tumbling into the room. ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ He nods but as soon as Childe places his hand on the doorknob, he quickly catches Childe's face in his hands to catch his attention. ]

Ah wait. There is still one more thing.

[ And his eyes travel the length of Childe's exposed throat before he leans in to gently nose it in return. ]

May I?

[childeishly]

[ tilts his head. ] Go ahead, Xiansheng. Whatever you like.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Zhongli presses his lips to the side of Childe's throat. Hesitant. Before he nips and laves with teeth and tongue to leave a noticeable blotchy purple mark against his skin.

Should he be so possessive right before he's agreed to a threesome? Probably not. But surely it is alright to be a little unreasonable in matters such as this. Surely Childe will understand.

He looks up at Childe through half lidded eyes before smiling up at him warmly. And then attempts to place his hand over his to twist the knob and properly open the door to the room. ]

Thank you.

[childeishly]

[ HE UNDERSTANDS, because he would feel similarly and perhaps not nearly as accommodating as zhongli. there's something incredibly fucken hot about the sudden possessive streak he's experiencing and for a second he considers attempting to take him here and now.... but then zhongli opens the door and the two of them go tumbling into his room just a few short feet from five. ]

-oof. Hi sensei. I'm back... with Zhongli Xiansheng.

[homicidalrage]

[ He'd planned on saving some dignity and maybe appear cool and aloof like this entire deal is Just Business As Usual for him. But there's a big difference between having a threesome where both partners are people you are already very comfortable with and have fooled around with before, and one where one party is — well, Zhongli.

So while he would have liked to Be Cool as he waits for them sitting on Childe's bed, the reality is that his face is already flushed and he looks awkward and embarrassed just from hearing the thump against the door earlier, and understanding exactly what was going on. ]

Right.

It's good to see you. ...

I hope you're doing well.

[ That's good conversation for now, right? ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ "Well Zhongli" is a good way to put it.

The polite countenance returns in the presence of mixed company, but Zhongli does manage his own version of an easy smile through it all as he shuts the door behind them. ]

I am doing very well. Thank you for asking, Master Valour.

Tartaglia has so graciously informed me that we wants to be thoroughly spoiled and greedy this evening.

[ And then Zhongli hefts Childe up in his arms and crosses the distance of the room to deposit one Harbinger in Five's lap.

He places a kiss to the top of Childe's head while not breaking eye contact with Five. ]

It seems my arrival has interrupted the two of you.

By all means, do continue where you left off.

[childeishly]

[ he rolls off zhongli and oozes into the fake snow, nuzzling it and mumbling a couple of incoherent things before chiming in. ] Yessss. I want to be spoiled by Xiansheng and sensei, my two favorite people. [ sits up in time for zhongli to heft him up, prompting a yelp, but he manages to smirk and steal a kiss before he's dropped into five's lap. ] If anything... I interrupted the both of you. Let me apologize... [ and he'll kiss five, his hand trailing down his front as he tries to press against his crotch. ] What if I were to jerk the both of you off? [ loops his tail around zhongli and tries to tug him closer. ]

[homicidalrage]

[ Oh. The eye contact is both exciting and embarrassing, but he can't deny he enjoys being watched, so when Childe is dropped onto his lap and kiss him, he's quick to kiss back, glancing at Zhongli for just a moment after, before his attention is back on Childe with the way he's touching him.

His eyes are drawn to the mark Zhongli just left on him, and in turn he decides to bring his lips on Childe's neck, kissing and nibbling but careful not to leave a mark, just this once ]

Aren't we supposed to spoil you instead?

[leaveofabsence]

[ Zhongli tenderly strokes the fur of Childe's tail as he presses up against his back, chin resting on the shoulder opposite of where Five is currently working over Childe's neck.

His other hand smooths over the outside of Childe's thigh. ]

Mmmm. Valour is correct, but you don't want to submit without a fight, do you?

Perhaps I could hold you down while Valour takes you? Would you enjoy that, Tartaglia?

[childeishly]

[ there’s a low rumble in the back of his as throat whenever five gets a little to close to the mark that zhongli had made. ] … [ he stills, looking mildly contemplative as he considers the obvious. ] Hm… yessss! [ childe turns his head to nose at zhongli’s cheek, exposing his neck just a little bit more for five. ] I’d like to be spoi- No, but you’re getting warmer, Xiansheng. I want to try that thing somebody keeps pestering me in fanmail about. I want you both to fuck me. [ rocks his hips into five. ] I bet between the two of you you’ll breed me real good.

[homicidalrage]

[ He's still a little embarrassed, but it is a lot easier to go along with this and get in the mood while he's kissing Childe's neck, while he can see Zhongli reach for him and touch him. He'll roll his hips right against him, bringing his hands to his shirt, taking care of undoing it ]

Ah, that's right. What was that, spitroasting? He wants one of us to fuck his mouth while the other takes him.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Don't mind the wrinkling of his nose at that - not that Childe can see it anyway. ]

I see. While it is a rather descriptive term, that is a bit... vulgar.

[ And he assists Five in removing Childe's shirt, placing a kiss to the nape of his neck as it hits the floor. ]

I am not opposed.

[childeishly]

[ rolls his shoulders to help shrug off his shirt, ] It *is* real vulgar, but I like it, I *like* hearing the both of you talk like tha~at~ [ chuckles, giving each of them a kiss. he sharpens his nails to claws to just shred his own pants, squirming around between them to try to throw the scraps aside. ] I want to be fucken wrecked.

[homicidalrage]

[ Oh, so Zhongli isn't used to this type of talk. It puts him a bit at ease, if only because now he's not the only one who's embarrassed. or at least that's what he's assuming.

So he'll just make it worse. ]

In that case.

[ Once Childe's shirt is successfully gone, he'll push him off his lap to lay him on the bed - or whatever passes as it in Childe's cave - and take off his tie so he can tie his wrists together. ]

I'll take care of his mouth, you take care of his ass. Hold him there — there's something I need to get.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Oh, excellent. He did not want to assume anything about Five and Childe's physical relationship, but he was strongly suspecting that Childe being Childe meant he was a brat that Five had to manhandle. It looks like he wasn't too far off the mark. ]

Of course. I shall keep him otherwise occupied.

[ Zhongli slips out of his shoes and straddles Childe's thighs to keep him pinned to the bed - Zhongli is a lot heavier than he looks after all.

And just so the poor Harbinger doesn't get bored, he reaches for those bound hands and begins to kissing, nipping, and sucking at each finger individually. ]

[childeishly]

[ as soon as he’s laid back he’s going to start seeing if he can’t get out of his binds. surely the knot is not that tight and surely no one will notice his complete and undivided attention on it… until zhongli straddles him. with his attention successfully diverted he rolls his hips upward, about to make a snarky remark about he could probably turn this around on the both of them… ] Xiansheng. [ huffs out, face flushing a dark red as he watches him, almost entranced, but he manages to break through the stupor to wriggle his fingers inside his mouth, pressing firmly on his tongue when he’s able. ] I bet that wonderful mouth of yours could make great company with my own. [ aka kiss me!!! ]