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Re: 512

[abovefate]

I am a traitor. How are you going to explain to Pulcinella that you married me? Can't your mother do it?

Re: 512

[childeishly]

I don't think my mom can officiate a wedding. [ ...he could ask zhongli to do their wedding and then, perhaps, ask scara to do theirs, since he had been a god briefly, but he also doesn't want to piss him off. ]

Re: 512

[abovefate]

Why not? It's a human tradition and humans made the rules, so we can say your mother can officiate it.

And you will be my wife.

Re: 512

[childeishly]

The rules were made hundreds of years ago! You can't just change them on a whim. [ jsgfhkhjkgg. ]

I'm the wife?! [ nevermind that he IS a malewife. ]

Re: 512

[abovefate]

Yes. And I'm your darling husband.

Re: 512

[childeishly]

H- How come you're deciding all of this?! Maybe I want to be the husband.

Re: 512

[abovefate]

I proposed first, so I'm the husband.

Re: 512

[childeishly]

D- Does that mean I'm going to be the one taking all the eggs going forward?

Re: 512

[abovefate]

No, I like it when you breed me.

But you will cook and clean and spoil me.

Re: 512

[childeishly]

And what the hell about me?! What are you going to do for me [ flips them, pressing down on scara and pinning him down on the bed. ] my dear darling husband???

Re: 512

[abovefate]

[ oh look at how his eyes turn into hearts at being called that ]

I will look very pretty and let you kiss and touch me.

Re: 512

[childeishly]

Would you like me to make us dinner? and then, as a reward, perhaps my darling will breed me.

Re: 512

[abovefate]

... Mm. I do need to thank you for putting on all this effort too, don't I. I think you deserve a good pounding. And to be filled to the brim with cum and eggs.

Re: 512

[childeishly]

I'll fill your belly with food and you can fill my belly with eggs. I think that sounds like a fair trade. [ he gives him another kiss. ] Is there anything you'd like me to make? What are you feeling?

Re: 512

[abovefate]

Mmm ... How about deep fried lotus crisps?

Re: 512

[childeishly]

Sure. They make take a little longer, since we won't be cooking on an actual stove, but they're simple enough. [ going over to the small kitchen area he set up to start rifling around for ingredients. ]