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Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

You're already buying the game, so I'm off to a good start.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

...

[ YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD. ]

[ childe makes some kind of noise as he picks himself up off the floor. ] I'll be right back. I have to go get it. [ he's also going to get a lot more blankets and pillows. and booze. so much more booze. it's all firewater though. ]

[ returns and fwaps scara with a pillow. ] My hand slipped. [ drops everything else, but gingerly sets the alcohol down. ]

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

[ well. It's cute and even earns him a smile ]

Your property will pay for that.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

Will I? And how are you going to make me pay? By having me buy another boardgame? Oooh, I'm so scared.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

You're still down some points and I'm not.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

[ drops the board game into his lap. ] Since I paid for it, you can set it up. [ he's going to pour himself a glass of firewater in the meantime. ] A suitable tradeoff, I think.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

Aren't you afraid I'll give myself the advantage?

[ but he's going to READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, like a good boy ]

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

I'm still going to monopoly you into the ground. [ pours himself a drink and then... immediately downs it. he would have drank from the bottle, but zhongli told him no. ]

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

[ he's also just drinking more and more sake. And quickly growing tipsy ]

Yes, yes, whatever you say, wife.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

[ going to sneak a sip from the bottle when zhongli isn't looking. he bought a bunch!!! it should be fun. laughs afterward, like the most guilty person alive. ] You should be providing for me, husband, you should be getting all the monopolies and giving them to me.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

I will get all the monopolies and keep them to myself. I'll become the bank, and I'll rule everyone.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

I’m already the bank. Does that mean you’re going to take and rule me too?

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

I wouldn't mind taking you.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

I'm right here, Ptichka. [ challenging~ ]

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

Oh? Should I take you right in front of Zhongli? How kinky.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

I'd like to see you try.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

[ oh. Ooooh … that is too tempting, and he’s drunk enough he’s considering ]

No, I shouldn’t.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

[ pecks his nose. ] ...I love you.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

I know.

I love you too.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

[ going to shove a couple fake 500s at scaramouche. ] I'm going to put houses on you. [ grabs a handful of houses and hotels and starts sprinkling them on scara. ] You're mine.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[abovefate]

[ he's laughing at that ]

You can't buy me, I'm too expensive.

Re: day 512, @BARiTONES - post graduation

[childeishly]

[ gives him a kiss. ] How about now? Or do you need another?