[ NO DRIVING LIKE A LUNATIC IS FUN, AND HE'S DRUNK. ]
[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]
Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]
...okay! [ going to just... let go of the wheel and grab at whoever is beside him, squeezing them in a hug. the truck starts veering the fuck off the road, because jesus didn't take the wheel. ]
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nah ]
I want - I want so many new outfits.
1/2
Re: it's time for monopoly.
Master Tsukiakari, might I request being allowed to purchase some clothing in the style of your unit. I would offer one of mine in return, but---
[ HSS fashion is A W F U L ]
So if you could think of something else that would be of equivalent value.
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AND HE'S DRUNK. ]
[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]
Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]
Re: it's time for monopoly.
And then - and then Ajax can buy whatever he wants.
Re: it's time for monopoly.
Ah yes. Whatever he wants.
But is hug really a fair price?
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Re: it's time for monopoly.
[ the mailbox wasn't needed! ]
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Are you sure you do not want me to drive?
[ Not like Zhongli would be much better but it would be old grandpa driving at least ]
Then you could get started on your various payment plans. And get your hugs.
Re: it's time for monopoly.