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Inbox #1.

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Re: it's time for monopoly.

[abovefate]

[ should he make them all sober, or at least childe, since he's driving

nah ]

I want - I want so many new outfits.

1/2

[leaveofabsence]

[ Please be kind with your driving, Childe. You don't want any sick passengers. ]

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Turning to Scaramouche as a light bulb practically pops over his head ]

Master Tsukiakari, might I request being allowed to purchase some clothing in the style of your unit. I would offer one of mine in return, but---

[ HSS fashion is A W F U L ]

So if you could think of something else that would be of equivalent value.

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[childeishly]

[ NO DRIVING LIKE A LUNATIC IS FUN,
AND HE'S DRUNK. ]

[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]

Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[abovefate]

It's a big request, but I'll be willing to help in exchange for a hug. That will be good, right?

And then - and then Ajax can buy whatever he wants.

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[leaveofabsence]

. . .

Ah yes. Whatever he wants.

But is hug really a fair price?

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[childeishly]

What are you both talking about? [ looks away from the road. ] Hugs? I want some hugs. [ oops, was that a mailbox? not anymore. ]

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[abovefate]

I will get one hug from you - and you will make Ajax give me another. So it's two hugs. I'm getting a steal.

[ the mailbox wasn't needed! ]

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Ah....... ]

Are you sure you do not want me to drive?

[ Not like Zhongli would be much better but it would be old grandpa driving at least ]

Then you could get started on your various payment plans. And get your hugs.

Re: it's time for monopoly.

[childeishly]

...okay! [ going to just... let go of the wheel and grab at whoever is beside him, squeezing them in a hug. the truck starts veering the fuck off the road, because jesus didn't take the wheel. ]