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Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ I CAN HEAR YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME. ]

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[firstworldproblem]

[BLOWS YOU A KISS!]

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ K- KNOCK THAT OFF. ]

I thought you weren't into younger men! [ hisses at him in his best i'm trying to whisper but completely failing at it. ]

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[firstworldproblem]

Don't I have to be. Only Cosmo is older than I?

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

I- I don't know. I'm not the age police! But you're the one that originally said it, [ clears his throat and attempts to pull himself together. ] or had you only said as much to try to stifle the obvious crush you've got on me?

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[firstworldproblem]

Please, if I truly had a romantic crush on you, I wouldn't be teasing.

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

Uh huh, sure, your attempts to cover it up aren’t fooling anybody.

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[firstworldproblem]

Do you want me to embarrass you in front of Zhongli?

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ you’ve already been embarrassing him! n- not that he’ll admit it despite the obvious evidence to the contrary. ]

You think you can embarrass me?

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[firstworldproblem]

[And he leans in to whisper into his ear.]

I know I can.

[But all he gets for his boast is a squeeze of his hand.]

But I promised Five I would be nice. Tell me how you met him.

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ he returns the squeeze so emet can’t take his hand back, bringing it to his lips for a kiss. ] Let’s agree to disagree then. [ and he smirks from behind his knuckles, eventually letting the hand go. ]

I took a memory and decided to have lunch right after. I made a stop at the conbini for convenience and got some sushi, but my chopstick skills aren’t quite there. Sensei approached me, told me I sucked with them, so I asked him to feed me while grabbing his hand, and then he threatened to poke my eyes out with the chopsticks for having done so.

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[firstworldproblem]

[His cheeks do go a little pink, but he plays it off as nothing.]

[He sighs at the description.]

He's rather perfect, isn't he?

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Oh my.

As he watches Childe's reaction: ]

It seems another one has fallen to Caeli's charms.

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ asdfgh! ] Xiansheng! Don’t feed into his behavior!

[leaveofabsence]

Hmmm? I am only making an observation.

[childeishly]

[ his exasperation wanes almost instantly and he gives him a crooked smile. ] Of course, a harmless little observation.

[leaveofabsence]

Are observations harmless? Then can give away things that words sometimes fail to convey.

[childeishly]

Depends on who’s giving them, I suppose.

[leaveofabsence]

Ah. Do you perceive me to be mistaken then? It is true that my understanding of emotions is one of my knowledge gaps.

[childeishly]

No, you’re right, I’m definitely charming - but Xiansheng’s eye is the only one I’m interested in purposely catching tonight.

[leaveofabsence]

I see. Then might I make another observation?

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[time5kip]

[ he's making it worse ]

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ YOU BETRAYED HIM FIVE. ]

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[time5kip]

[ only to tease him a little okay, it's for his own good. And if he's laughing at his reaction to emet, don't mind him ]

Re: day 379, night - double date.

[childeishly]

[ shoots five a look. he's going to get you back. IT IS ON. ]