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[BLOWS YOU A KISS!]

[ K- KNOCK THAT OFF. ]

I thought you weren't into younger men! [ hisses at him in his best i'm trying to whisper but completely failing at it. ]

Don't I have to be. Only Cosmo is older than I?

I- I don't know. I'm not the age police! But you're the one that originally said it, [ clears his throat and attempts to pull himself together. ] or had you only said as much to try to stifle the obvious crush you've got on me?

Please, if I truly had a romantic crush on you, I wouldn't be teasing.

Uh huh, sure, your attempts to cover it up aren’t fooling anybody.

Do you want me to embarrass you in front of Zhongli?

[ you’ve already been embarrassing him! n- not that he’ll admit it despite the obvious evidence to the contrary. ]

You think you can embarrass me?

[And he leans in to whisper into his ear.]

I know I can.

[But all he gets for his boast is a squeeze of his hand.]

But I promised Five I would be nice. Tell me how you met him.

[ he returns the squeeze so emet can’t take his hand back, bringing it to his lips for a kiss. ] Let’s agree to disagree then. [ and he smirks from behind his knuckles, eventually letting the hand go. ]

I took a memory and decided to have lunch right after. I made a stop at the conbini for convenience and got some sushi, but my chopstick skills aren’t quite there. Sensei approached me, told me I sucked with them, so I asked him to feed me while grabbing his hand, and then he threatened to poke my eyes out with the chopsticks for having done so.

[His cheeks do go a little pink, but he plays it off as nothing.]

[He sighs at the description.]

He's rather perfect, isn't he?

[ childe’s lips quirk, and he reaches for emet’s cheek. ] You got a little something… [ gently brushes the back of his hand across that faint pink coloring. ] Oh, hm, [ knowing smirk. ] is that a blush?

Sensei is incredible, I’ve no arguments there.