[ at least he didnāt bite hard enough to break his teeth. ]
No. Iām not even sure they could make something like this. [ sighs, bonking his head on zhongliās shoulder. ] I canāt remember the last time I got sick, but of course it had to ha- h- happenachoo. [ heās quick to cover his mouth, but this time the transformation is a big and slimy octopus - one thatās currently draped on zhongli, since childe had been sitting in his lap. enjoy those suckers. ]
[ itās going to be a little hard to get it off, since those suckers are good at clinging to things! but zhongli will be ableā¦ though childeās big octo head is just going to sort of cave in on itself as he basically melts into the floor. oozes just a little closer to zhongli, one of his tentacles grabbing at his ankles. ]
[ Zhongli and his incredible weakness for lost things...
He sighs.
And extends both his leg and his hand so the octopus can freely twine around both his ankle and his wrist but trying to keep the rest of him inaccessible. ]
[ he doesnāt try to get any closer than that, since he does know that zhongli isnāt the biggest fan of this type of aquatic creatureā¦ but he does appreciate getting an inch. itās something. he does eventually transform back, though theyāll both start to feel a rise in heat; childe accidentally letting off some of his pheromones. ] Maybe we should just go ba- [ he swiftly Lois aside, ready to sneeze, but he holds it in; making a strange noiseā¦ and instead of changing, oops, Zhongli changes. ]
[ now itās your turn to be somethingā¦ like a squid. ]
Xiansheng! S- stop! Youāre making a mess! [ tries to pick him up, but heās all slimy and the ink is also making things difficult. he slips on some of it, knocking his head on the toilet, which blurs his vision for a few minutes. he groans, pawing at his face as he starts releasing more and more pheromones. ] Xianshengā¦ c- calm down and come here. Iāllā¦ Iāll fix you. [ one of the five of you come here please! ]
[ Every tentacle coils around Childe's calf like a lifeline, squeezing tight. It's almost like getting one's blood pressure taken except there are no health benefits to this.
And it's slimy.
And those ink stains are never coming out of his clothes. ]
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childeishly) wrote2021-02-25 12:10 pm
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Did you have any of those AlcheME! potions recently?
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No. Iām not even sure they could make something like this. [ sighs, bonking his head on zhongliās shoulder. ] I canāt remember the last time I got sick, but of course it had to ha- h- happenachoo. [ heās quick to cover his mouth, but this time the transformation is a big and slimy octopus - one thatās currently draped on zhongli, since childe had been sitting in his lap. enjoy those suckers. ]
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Do not give into the base instinct to fling the octopus as far away from oneself as godly possible.
Do.
Not. ]
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He sighs.
And extends both his leg and his hand so the octopus can freely twine around both his ankle and his wrist but trying to keep the rest of him inaccessible. ]
I do not mean it personally.
You know how I am with sea creatures.
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[ now itās your turn to be somethingā¦ like a squid. ]
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Well.
Itself.
It's also probably getting ink EVERYwhere. ]
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And it's slimy.
And those ink stains are never coming out of his clothes. ]