In English ( 0:00 - 4:25 ). ( It opens with Aether, Paimon, Childe, and Teucer standing in the middle of what looks like a strange factory. )
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Phew, back together at last. You're not hurt, are you, ββββββ?
Teucer: Hurt? No way. This was really fun!
Paimon: Fun for you, maybe - we were all scared to death...
Teucer: What's over there... Wow, this room is huge! Is this where Mr. Cyclops takes his friends when they come to visit?
( Caeli/Mora/Whatever bites back an exasperated sigh as he mentally kicks his own ass, but he slaps on a smile and continues: )
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: It is. Impressive, isn't it? Now, how about a little game of hide-and-seek?
Teucer: Uh... Now? But...
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Hehe... I have a surprise for you, you know.
Teucer: A surprise! What sort of surprise?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Don't worry, you'll have the chance to look for it later. But before that, you have to close your eyes, turn around, and count down from 60.
Teucer: Okay... 60 is a really long time, though.
( Caeli/Mora/Whatever goes into the adjacent room to take care of all the Ruin Guards, so they don't have a chance to hurt his brother who wants to get a closer look because Mr. Cyclops!!! Just as his brother is reaching the end of the countdown the machinery turns on and brings three more Ruin Guards, all of which immediately activate. )
Teucer: 3... 2... 1...
( Aether is visibly concerned, because this. is. bad. )
Teucer: Okay, you ready?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Give me another ten seconds, Teucer... Still hiding...
Teucer: Hmph! Now who's the cheater! Alright, ten seconds, that's it...
( Aether is still in the midst of having a minor panic attack, looking between Teucer and Caeli/Mora/Whatever, who can only smile and laugh helplessly. Just as one of the Ruin Guards is about to beat him to a pulp he activates his Foul Legacy transformation and in the next ten seconds he completely wrecks ALL OF THEIR SHIT with ease. )
Teucer: ...1... Coming, ready or not!
( Teucer FINALLY turns around to find a number of Ruin Guards scattered around the enormous room and he happily heads inside to not only look for his brother, but also get a closer look at all of them. )
( Aether heads inside and goes looking for Caeli/Mora/Whatever and THANKFULLY manages to find him first. )
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: It's a good thing that you two found me first... Looks like using the Foul Legacy Transformation while I was still injured took more out of me than I'd thought... I've no idea what I'd do if Teucer saw me like this - look at me, deflated as a burst balloon...
Aether: Was this worth the effort?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Like I said... I can never pass on an opportunity to test my limits. And that's why I, βββββββββ, am always getting stronger. ( He laughs. ) Anyway, childhood dreams are all too easily shattered. Even if you just leave them be, they will fall to pieces all by themselves. So, someone has to protect them, right? If you make a promise, you keep it, if you make a mistake, you apologize... And if you give someone a dream, you defend it to the end... That is what family is all about, isn't it?
Aether: ...
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Aha... Remind you of something, did I? ( He coughs. ) Ugh...
Paimon: Quit the tough guy act, already! You need to see a doctor right away, mister!
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: A fine suggestion, but first... I have a little something for Teucer. Please give it to him on my behalf. ( He hands Aether and Paimon a custom Mr. Cyclops toy. )
Paimon: Eh, is this... a Mr. Cyclops action figure?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Indeed. I had it made to order by a smith some time back. I had intended to give it to him on my return to Snezhnaya, but it seems that it would make a better souvenir at this point.
Paimon: Wow... Now that Paimon thinks about it, ββββββ's family are really lucky to have him, aren't they?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Hah, I'll also need you to explain my abrupt departure to Teucer. You'll help me out, won't you?
Aether: "You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life..."
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Hahaha... "The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again." Ah, that nursery rhyme brings back so many delightful memories. Teucer taught you that one, did he?
03.
( It opens with Aether, Paimon, Childe, and Teucer standing in the middle of what looks like a strange factory. )
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Phew, back together at last. You're not hurt, are you, ββββββ?
Teucer: Hurt? No way. This was really fun!
Paimon: Fun for you, maybe - we were all scared to death...
Teucer: What's over there... Wow, this room is huge! Is this where Mr. Cyclops takes his friends when they come to visit?
( Caeli/Mora/Whatever bites back an exasperated sigh as he mentally kicks his own ass, but he slaps on a smile and continues: )
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: It is. Impressive, isn't it? Now, how about a little game of hide-and-seek?
Teucer: Uh... Now? But...
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Hehe... I have a surprise for you, you know.
Teucer: A surprise! What sort of surprise?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Don't worry, you'll have the chance to look for it later. But before that, you have to close your eyes, turn around, and count down from 60.
Teucer: Okay... 60 is a really long time, though.
( Caeli/Mora/Whatever goes into the adjacent room to take care of all the Ruin Guards, so they don't have a chance to hurt his brother who wants to get a closer look because Mr. Cyclops!!! Just as his brother is reaching the end of the countdown the machinery turns on and brings three more Ruin Guards, all of which immediately activate. )
Teucer: 3... 2... 1...
( Aether is visibly concerned, because this. is. bad. )
Teucer: Okay, you ready?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Give me another ten seconds, Teucer... Still hiding...
Teucer: Hmph! Now who's the cheater! Alright, ten seconds, that's it...
( Aether is still in the midst of having a minor panic attack, looking between Teucer and Caeli/Mora/Whatever, who can only smile and laugh helplessly. Just as one of the Ruin Guards is about to beat him to a pulp he activates his Foul Legacy transformation and in the next ten seconds he completely wrecks ALL OF THEIR SHIT with ease. )
Teucer: ...1... Coming, ready or not!
( Teucer FINALLY turns around to find a number of Ruin Guards scattered around the enormous room and he happily heads inside to not only look for his brother, but also get a closer look at all of them. )
( Aether heads inside and goes looking for Caeli/Mora/Whatever and THANKFULLY manages to find him first. )
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: It's a good thing that you two found me first... Looks like using the Foul Legacy Transformation while I was still injured took more out of me than I'd thought... I've no idea what I'd do if Teucer saw me like this - look at me, deflated as a burst balloon...
Aether: Was this worth the effort?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Like I said... I can never pass on an opportunity to test my limits. And that's why I, βββββββββ, am always getting stronger. ( He laughs. ) Anyway, childhood dreams are all too easily shattered. Even if you just leave them be, they will fall to pieces all by themselves. So, someone has to protect them, right? If you make a promise, you keep it, if you make a mistake, you apologize... And if you give someone a dream, you defend it to the end... That is what family is all about, isn't it?
Aether: ...
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Aha... Remind you of something, did I? ( He coughs. ) Ugh...
Paimon: Quit the tough guy act, already! You need to see a doctor right away, mister!
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: A fine suggestion, but first... I have a little something for Teucer. Please give it to him on my behalf. ( He hands Aether and Paimon a custom Mr. Cyclops toy. )
Paimon: Eh, is this... a Mr. Cyclops action figure?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Indeed. I had it made to order by a smith some time back. I had intended to give it to him on my return to Snezhnaya, but it seems that it would make a better souvenir at this point.
Paimon: Wow... Now that Paimon thinks about it, ββββββ's family are really lucky to have him, aren't they?
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Hah, I'll also need you to explain my abrupt departure to Teucer. You'll help me out, won't you?
Aether: "You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life..."
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: Hahaha... "The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again." Ah, that nursery rhyme brings back so many delightful memories. Teucer taught you that one, did he?
Aether: Go in peace.
Caeli/Mora/Whatever: ...Alright, Thank you.