childeishly | 🐳 imeeji; inbox 2.

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Well I haven't prepared one so you should get one if you want one.

[ crossing his arms at his chest ]

Do you want a celebration? I don't care for this to be overseen by anyone, least of all an Archon.

I wouldn't mind a ring... if you'd like to give me one, but I'm not going to demand one. I would just hope it's something you'd like to give me too. [ kisses scaramouche's forehead. ]

I don't need a party. Although, I'd like to tell my family... and I'm sure they're going to want to throw something. [ ... ] Well, would you settle for Pulcinella?

I am a traitor. How are you going to explain to Pulcinella that you married me? Can't your mother do it?

I don't think my mom can officiate a wedding. [ ...he could ask zhongli to do their wedding and then, perhaps, ask scara to do theirs, since he had been a god briefly, but he also doesn't want to piss him off. ]

Why not? It's a human tradition and humans made the rules, so we can say your mother can officiate it.

And you will be my wife.

The rules were made hundreds of years ago! You can't just change them on a whim. [ jsgfhkhjkgg. ]

I'm the wife?! [ nevermind that he IS a malewife. ]

Yes. And I'm your darling husband.

H- How come you're deciding all of this?! Maybe I want to be the husband.

I proposed first, so I'm the husband.

D- Does that mean I'm going to be the one taking all the eggs going forward?

No, I like it when you breed me.

But you will cook and clean and spoil me.

And what the hell about me?! What are you going to do for me [ flips them, pressing down on scara and pinning him down on the bed. ] my dear darling husband???

[ oh look at how his eyes turn into hearts at being called that ]

I will look very pretty and let you kiss and touch me.

Would you like me to make us dinner? and then, as a reward, perhaps my darling will breed me.

... Mm. I do need to thank you for putting on all this effort too, don't I. I think you deserve a good pounding. And to be filled to the brim with cum and eggs.

I'll fill your belly with food and you can fill my belly with eggs. I think that sounds like a fair trade. [ he gives him another kiss. ] Is there anything you'd like me to make? What are you feeling?

Mmm ... How about deep fried lotus crisps?

Sure. They make take a little longer, since we won't be cooking on an actual stove, but they're simple enough. [ going over to the small kitchen area he set up to start rifling around for ingredients. ]

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