childeishly | 🐳 imeeji; inbox 2.

[ Oh.

Oh.

He makes a sound that seems to be somewhere between surprise and thanks before turning his head to kiss Scara's cheek.

And oh-- leaning over him to kiss Childe on the cheek.

That was only fair! ]

[ stares, looking between the two of them as they exchange kisses, his face coloring a few shades darker. ] I want more kisses too! [ thankfully zhongli was on top of that and he gets his own cheek kiss, his tails wagging, because he's pleased. apparently it's as easy as asking? ] More!

[ So many kisses! And maybe this is safer than driving. But there's a soft laugh as Childe asks for more and now it's his turn to reach over so he can give him one ]

I want more too.

[ More?!

Well, Zhongli currently isn't opposed so he grants both Childe and Scaramouche three (and only three more kisses) - one on the other cheek, the forehead and right under the right ear.

No more, though, or they will never get to shopping ]

There. Any more and you surely will get tired of them.

I could never get tired of getting kisses. [ he gives a stupid grin as he fits the key into the ignition after a couple of tries. ] Especially from the two of you. They're the best kisses. [ the engine rumbles to life and he slams his foot down on the gas, the truck jolting forward as he peels out of the garage. ]

[ WHEE! ]

[ should he make them all sober, or at least childe, since he's driving

nah ]

I want - I want so many new outfits.

[ Please be kind with your driving, Childe. You don't want any sick passengers. ]

[ Turning to Scaramouche as a light bulb practically pops over his head ]

Master Tsukiakari, might I request being allowed to purchase some clothing in the style of your unit. I would offer one of mine in return, but---

[ HSS fashion is A W F U L ]

So if you could think of something else that would be of equivalent value.

[ NO DRIVING LIKE A LUNATIC IS FUN,
AND HE'S DRUNK. ]

[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]

Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]

It's a big request, but I'll be willing to help in exchange for a hug. That will be good, right?

And then - and then Ajax can buy whatever he wants.

. . .

Ah yes. Whatever he wants.

But is hug really a fair price?

What are you both talking about? [ looks away from the road. ] Hugs? I want some hugs. [ oops, was that a mailbox? not anymore. ]

I will get one hug from you - and you will make Ajax give me another. So it's two hugs. I'm getting a steal.

[ the mailbox wasn't needed! ]

[ Ah....... ]

Are you sure you do not want me to drive?

[ Not like Zhongli would be much better but it would be old grandpa driving at least ]

Then you could get started on your various payment plans. And get your hugs.

...okay! [ going to just... let go of the wheel and grab at whoever is beside him, squeezing them in a hug. the truck starts veering the fuck off the road, because jesus didn't take the wheel. ]

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