childeishly | 🐳 imeeji; inbox.

I didn't hear that, but I'm not surprised. All of these people need to spend their precious points buying back small fractions of themselves and futility trying to piece the big picture back together, and not only that we come here with more information than they do. Not much, but information is valuable, ...

Caeli.

[ Standing on his toes to clap both hands on either side of his cheeks ]

So cute, little amnesiac Caeli! Don't worry, I'll do eeeeverything to help you understand this crazy world, ehe!

Oh thank goodness for that. [ he's going to pinch venti's chubby little cheeks. ]

[ Now hang on a second, that's only legal when he's doing it

WHINES ]

--Hey!!!

All's fair in hell and war. [ PINCH PINCH PINCH. ] Your cheeks are much rounder and, therefore, much better for this sort of thing besides.

[ Valiantly attempting to squirm out of his hold ]

We're getting off topic!!!

[ Unitmate being held captive etc etc ]

[ RELEASES HIM. ] Alright alright. But keep my secret and I'll turn you into a bird whenever you like, sound fair?

You have my word, my lips are totally and completely sealed!

[ holds a hand out to him, so he can change him into a bird and so bird!ti ends up perched on his hand as a result~ ] Good luck finding your unitmate.

[ He trills his thanks before immediately taking off, flying off into the city.

Many hours later he'll eventually have to fly back, perching on the balcony railing. ]

[ let's just pretend childe decided to step onto the balcony a few moments before with some hot chocolate in hand. ]

Oh, look who's back, did you have any luck? [ holds a hand out to him. ]

[ The lil bird just deflates.

Dejectedly. ]

[ changes him back and offers him the hot cocoa. ] What happened... or didn’t happen?

[ He takes the mug, draping himself morosely over the railing ]

We can't find him anywhere.

And you said one of the guest stars kidnapped him, right?

Yes.

His husband, actually.

Maybe he should consider a divorce.

I'm in total and complete agreement.

...here's to hoping it's on the table after this stunt.

I intend to speak with him once we find him, but my understanding is that it's a marriage built on coercion rather than anything else.

...so how about murder? I know that might not do much here, but back in his world I'm sure if this asshole is killed that he'll stay dead. [ ... ] Probably.

Or if we kill him enough perhaps he'll get the idea.

It was considered.

But that would probably just exacerbate the problem rather than solve it. Not to mention put undue burden on our colleagues at pep!pep!

How about dragging him to the deadzone so his abilities don't work and then tying him up? I'm sure you could all dig a ditch to throw him in or something. Nobody's going to go looking if he's an asshole.

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