Zhongli Xiansheng, I think I can managed blowing my no- achoo! [ another sneeze and heās a raccoon, the box of tissues heād been holding bonking him on the head. he makes a face and chitters angrily. ]
[ makes a sad raccoon face at him, crinkling his nose once zhongli has taken care of it. yeah, kind of seems like that may be the caseā¦ but how! from that cold?! thatās ridiculous. heās going to pad closer to zhongli and climb up onto his knees and smush his furry face into his chest and chitter some more. ]
[ Despite having an affinity for birds and flowers, Morax was never very good with dealing with anything small and delicate. Three story dragons carved of stone was more his specialty.
He carefully cradles the raccoon in his arms, one finger scritching between the two ears. ]
ā¦ [ turns his head and bites him. not hard, but just enough to relay his displeasure for the comment. donāt call him cute while he canāt defend himself-! he changes back after another minute, sitting in zhongliās lap a bit uncomfortably. ]
I donāt know whatās going on, Xiansheng. If this is a cold, which it couldnāt possibly be, then this transformative side effect isnāt normal.
[ at least he didnāt bite hard enough to break his teeth. ]
No. Iām not even sure they could make something like this. [ sighs, bonking his head on zhongliās shoulder. ] I canāt remember the last time I got sick, but of course it had to ha- h- happenachoo. [ heās quick to cover his mouth, but this time the transformation is a big and slimy octopus - one thatās currently draped on zhongli, since childe had been sitting in his lap. enjoy those suckers. ]
[ itās going to be a little hard to get it off, since those suckers are good at clinging to things! but zhongli will be ableā¦ though childeās big octo head is just going to sort of cave in on itself as he basically melts into the floor. oozes just a little closer to zhongli, one of his tentacles grabbing at his ankles. ]
[ Zhongli and his incredible weakness for lost things...
He sighs.
And extends both his leg and his hand so the octopus can freely twine around both his ankle and his wrist but trying to keep the rest of him inaccessible. ]
[ he doesnāt try to get any closer than that, since he does know that zhongli isnāt the biggest fan of this type of aquatic creatureā¦ but he does appreciate getting an inch. itās something. he does eventually transform back, though theyāll both start to feel a rise in heat; childe accidentally letting off some of his pheromones. ] Maybe we should just go ba- [ he swiftly Lois aside, ready to sneeze, but he holds it in; making a strange noiseā¦ and instead of changing, oops, Zhongli changes. ]
[ now itās your turn to be somethingā¦ like a squid. ]
Xiansheng! S- stop! Youāre making a mess! [ tries to pick him up, but heās all slimy and the ink is also making things difficult. he slips on some of it, knocking his head on the toilet, which blurs his vision for a few minutes. he groans, pawing at his face as he starts releasing more and more pheromones. ] Xianshengā¦ c- calm down and come here. Iāllā¦ Iāll fix you. [ one of the five of you come here please! ]
[ Every tentacle coils around Childe's calf like a lifeline, squeezing tight. It's almost like getting one's blood pressure taken except there are no health benefits to this.
And it's slimy.
And those ink stains are never coming out of his clothes. ]
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childeishly) wrote2021-02-25 12:10 pm
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He holds out his hands, palm cupped, for Childe to climb into. ]
Did you mean to do that?
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I didnāt mean to do that, no. [ carefully climbs off zhongli, swiftly heading into the bathroom to blow his nose. ]
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But before Zhongli can grab hold of Childe, he's up and moving toward the bathroom. So this time Zhongli is following close on his heels. ]
Please allow me to accompany you.
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I believe you are ill.
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[ he angy. ]
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He carefully cradles the raccoon in his arms, one finger scritching between the two ears. ]
You are terribly cute like this.
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I donāt know whatās going on, Xiansheng. If this is a cold, which it couldnāt possibly be, then this transformative side effect isnāt normal.
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Did you have any of those AlcheME! potions recently?
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No. Iām not even sure they could make something like this. [ sighs, bonking his head on zhongliās shoulder. ] I canāt remember the last time I got sick, but of course it had to ha- h- happenachoo. [ heās quick to cover his mouth, but this time the transformation is a big and slimy octopus - one thatās currently draped on zhongli, since childe had been sitting in his lap. enjoy those suckers. ]
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Do not give into the base instinct to fling the octopus as far away from oneself as godly possible.
Do.
Not. ]
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He sighs.
And extends both his leg and his hand so the octopus can freely twine around both his ankle and his wrist but trying to keep the rest of him inaccessible. ]
I do not mean it personally.
You know how I am with sea creatures.
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[ now itās your turn to be somethingā¦ like a squid. ]
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Well.
Itself.
It's also probably getting ink EVERYwhere. ]
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And it's slimy.
And those ink stains are never coming out of his clothes. ]