childeishly | 🐳 imeeji; inbox 2.

[ is hit in the face with *all* of the dice. swats his hands in the air wildly, as if one of them may catch a die and slap it away. his drunk coordination is shit, so he likely looks like an idiot. ] Pitchka! [ and then the board flips and all of the little pieces go flying. ] What?! [ NO! ]

YOU DIDN'T W- [ he's about to slam his hands down on the flipped board, and start listing all of the reasons of how he didn't win when zhongli says that, perhaps, they should do something else. ]

...

We could go shopping. I mentioned that earlier.

[ his attitude changes IMMEDIATELY ]

...Yes! And you will buy things for me.

[ Don't mind him for a moment as he goes about cleaning up the board. ]

Tartaglia does take a lot of pride in spoiling those he cares for.

I want to buy things for the both of you. [ swats at zhongli's hand. ] Don't worry about that. [ it's scaramouche's mess now. ]

[ grabs the both of them and starts trying to drag them to the door. ] I'll drive. [ this is a bad idea. ]

[ HE'S SMILING LIKE A HAPPY DUMBASS now ]

Ah, he's cute when he tries to spoil you, isn't he? Mmm ... I want a kiss.

[ But they are leaving a mess---

Oh.

Dragged away now.

And since he's still a little tipsy he has to clarify ]

I assume you mean from Tartaglia?

[ going to give the both of them cheek kisses... more than one, probably a dozen, honestly, as he drags them through the dorm, into the elevator, and to the garage. his beast of a truck is sitting there in all of its glory! ]

Everybody in! [ unlocks it. ]

[ He did mean Tartaglia. But when Zhongli says it like that, how can he do anything else but be a menace. So he will wait for his opportunity, and once they are in the truck

he will reach for Zhongli's face so he can plant a kiss to his cheek ]

I can get all the kisses I waaaant.

[ Oh.

Oh.

He makes a sound that seems to be somewhere between surprise and thanks before turning his head to kiss Scara's cheek.

And oh-- leaning over him to kiss Childe on the cheek.

That was only fair! ]

[ stares, looking between the two of them as they exchange kisses, his face coloring a few shades darker. ] I want more kisses too! [ thankfully zhongli was on top of that and he gets his own cheek kiss, his tails wagging, because he's pleased. apparently it's as easy as asking? ] More!

[ So many kisses! And maybe this is safer than driving. But there's a soft laugh as Childe asks for more and now it's his turn to reach over so he can give him one ]

I want more too.

[ More?!

Well, Zhongli currently isn't opposed so he grants both Childe and Scaramouche three (and only three more kisses) - one on the other cheek, the forehead and right under the right ear.

No more, though, or they will never get to shopping ]

There. Any more and you surely will get tired of them.

I could never get tired of getting kisses. [ he gives a stupid grin as he fits the key into the ignition after a couple of tries. ] Especially from the two of you. They're the best kisses. [ the engine rumbles to life and he slams his foot down on the gas, the truck jolting forward as he peels out of the garage. ]

[ WHEE! ]

[ should he make them all sober, or at least childe, since he's driving

nah ]

I want - I want so many new outfits.

[ Please be kind with your driving, Childe. You don't want any sick passengers. ]

[ Turning to Scaramouche as a light bulb practically pops over his head ]

Master Tsukiakari, might I request being allowed to purchase some clothing in the style of your unit. I would offer one of mine in return, but---

[ HSS fashion is A W F U L ]

So if you could think of something else that would be of equivalent value.

[ NO DRIVING LIKE A LUNATIC IS FUN,
AND HE'S DRUNK. ]

[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]

Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]

It's a big request, but I'll be willing to help in exchange for a hug. That will be good, right?

And then - and then Ajax can buy whatever he wants.

. . .

Ah yes. Whatever he wants.

But is hug really a fair price?

What are you both talking about? [ looks away from the road. ] Hugs? I want some hugs. [ oops, was that a mailbox? not anymore. ]

I will get one hug from you - and you will make Ajax give me another. So it's two hugs. I'm getting a steal.

[ the mailbox wasn't needed! ]

[ Ah....... ]

Are you sure you do not want me to drive?

[ Not like Zhongli would be much better but it would be old grandpa driving at least ]

Then you could get started on your various payment plans. And get your hugs.

...okay! [ going to just... let go of the wheel and grab at whoever is beside him, squeezing them in a hug. the truck starts veering the fuck off the road, because jesus didn't take the wheel. ]

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