This isn't fair! Why do you get an army? We should get Zhongli as the commitee! I refuse to roll. Your army will defect and come to my side because I'm prettier.
Because you have a jail. And Zhongli IS the committee, isn't that right, Xiansheng? And you can't refuse to roll, tell him, tell him he can't refuse to roll! [ he's going to start flicking dice at scaramouche. all the dice. every. last. die. ]
And ha!!! my army is loyal, so loyal that you may as well start calling me the Tsar! [ takes a horse and makes it step on scaramouche's hat piece. ] And because Zhongli is an upstanding citizen... [ going to take some of scara's money ( if he lets him ) and try to give it to zhongli. ] We're debt collecting for the government.
[ is hit in the face with *all* of the dice. swats his hands in the air wildly, as if one of them may catch a die and slap it away. his drunk coordination is shit, so he likely looks like an idiot. ] Pitchka! [ and then the board flips and all of the little pieces go flying. ] What?! [ NO! ]
YOU DIDN'T W- [ he's about to slam his hands down on the flipped board, and start listing all of the reasons of how he didn't win when zhongli says that, perhaps, they should do something else. ]
[ going to give the both of them cheek kisses... more than one, probably a dozen, honestly, as he drags them through the dorm, into the elevator, and to the garage. his beast of a truck is sitting there in all of its glory! ]
[ He did mean Tartaglia. But when Zhongli says it like that, how can he do anything else but be a menace. So he will wait for his opportunity, and once they are in the truck
he will reach for Zhongli's face so he can plant a kiss to his cheek ]
[ stares, looking between the two of them as they exchange kisses, his face coloring a few shades darker. ] I want more kisses too! [ thankfully zhongli was on top of that and he gets his own cheek kiss, his tails wagging, because he's pleased. apparently it's as easy as asking? ] More!
[ So many kisses! And maybe this is safer than driving. But there's a soft laugh as Childe asks for more and now it's his turn to reach over so he can give him one ]
Well, Zhongli currently isn't opposed so he grants both Childe and Scaramouche three (and only three more kisses) - one on the other cheek, the forehead and right under the right ear.
No more, though, or they will never get to shopping ]
There. Any more and you surely will get tired of them.
I could never get tired of getting kisses. [ he gives a stupid grin as he fits the key into the ignition after a couple of tries. ] Especially from the two of you. They're the best kisses. [ the engine rumbles to life and he slams his foot down on the gas, the truck jolting forward as he peels out of the garage. ]
[ NO DRIVING LIKE A LUNATIC IS FUN, AND HE'S DRUNK. ]
[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]
Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]
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childeishly) wrote2022-09-08 09:36 am
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Oh. so this is the infamous Fatui debt collection in action.
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And ha!!! my army is loyal, so loyal that you may as well start calling me the Tsar! [ takes a horse and makes it step on scaramouche's hat piece. ] And because Zhongli is an upstanding citizen... [ going to take some of scara's money ( if he lets him ) and try to give it to zhongli. ] We're debt collecting for the government.
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And then he grabs the board and flips it ]
That's it! I'm done with this stupid game. So I won, and you both lost.
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I believe the result is inconclusive but perhaps a game with less intrigue and simpler rules might be preferable.
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YOU DIDN'T W- [ he's about to slam his hands down on the flipped board, and start listing all of the reasons of how he didn't win when zhongli says that, perhaps, they should do something else. ]
...
We could go shopping. I mentioned that earlier.
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...Yes! And you will buy things for me.
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Tartaglia does take a lot of pride in spoiling those he cares for.
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[ grabs the both of them and starts trying to drag them to the door. ] I'll drive. [ this is a bad idea. ]
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Ah, he's cute when he tries to spoil you, isn't he? Mmm ... I want a kiss.
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Oh.
Dragged away now.
And since he's still a little tipsy he has to clarify ]
I assume you mean from Tartaglia?
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Everybody in! [ unlocks it. ]
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he will reach for Zhongli's face so he can plant a kiss to his cheek ]
I can get all the kisses I waaaant.
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Oh.
He makes a sound that seems to be somewhere between surprise and thanks before turning his head to kiss Scara's cheek.
And oh-- leaning over him to kiss Childe on the cheek.
That was only fair! ]
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I want more too.
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Well, Zhongli currently isn't opposed so he grants both Childe and Scaramouche three (and only three more kisses) - one on the other cheek, the forehead and right under the right ear.
No more, though, or they will never get to shopping ]
There. Any more and you surely will get tired of them.
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[ WHEE! ]
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nah ]
I want - I want so many new outfits.
1/2
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Master Tsukiakari, might I request being allowed to purchase some clothing in the style of your unit. I would offer one of mine in return, but---
[ HSS fashion is A W F U L ]
So if you could think of something else that would be of equivalent value.
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AND HE'S DRUNK. ]
[ DRUNK LUNATIC. ]
Huh, why is the road so... bumpy. [ he's driving on the sidewalk and that thing they jsut hit was a stop sign. ] But, sure, I'll buy you both a bunch of outfits! I want to pick one out though, one for each of you, ... [ naughty outfits. ]
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And then - and then Ajax can buy whatever he wants.
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Ah yes. Whatever he wants.
But is hug really a fair price?
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